comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016

culture comfort

When someone, usually a hipster at a food truck or a barista changes their greeting to one that they think sounds more culturally relative to the customer.

White guy steps up to the counter
White Server: "Hello sir how can I help you?"
Black guy steps up.
White Server: "Whassup man"
Black guy: "Don't culture comfort me, treat me with the respect and dignity I deserve"

by Tokenship June 24, 2021

comfort sandwich

Jacking off before and after a difficult task

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it

by YaBoiDaniel April 20, 2018

comfortably hungry

A feeling of mild hunger that occurs after a feeling of urgent hunger (the hunger wall). It's a relieved feeling similar to what one feels after they take a huge crap.

John: Hey, there's a twinkie on the side of the road. Ya gonna eat?

Dave: Nah

John: Thought you said you were dying.

Dave: I got past the hunger wall, now I'm comfortably hungry...sweetie

by VitaminB2 March 28, 2011

Comfort Words

Generic “comforting” phrases that come off the top of your subconscious nearly immediately.

Person 1: My Condolences.

Person 2: Seriously? Comfort Words is all you could think of?

by disturb September 22, 2021

comfort bunny

a plush bunny that helps with problems that i have

"i really need comfort bunny now"

by PepsiBlitz April 16, 2020

comfort trait

Something you look for in someone that brings you a sense comfort, security, etc.

A: "you're seriously into asses?"
B: "at least it's a comfort trait instead of a fetish, you jerk"

by Ujiak July 20, 2025