columbo

US Police lt.

He was born in Italy.

His wife is probably very ugly, because we never saw her, but he speaks always about her.

He seems completely doped.

My wife would love to have your autograph.

by 820i January 5, 2005

Columbus Dog Show

Putting peanut butter in your ass crack and letting your dog give you a rim job while you fuck someone else doggie style.

You should have seen the columbus dog show I put on with my wife last night!

by Biz Git August 28, 2006

Columbus guy

the sexiest guys alive especially if they play football & they probably drive audis or bmws or benz. & they are extremly datable by any girl except the dumb lourdes & carollton bitches who are way too prude for them.

2 girls see a columbus guy walk by

Girl 1: damnn id hit that soooo harddd
girl 2: ugh he is soo sexyyy

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk December 24, 2007

columbus necktie

enter your partner from behind while wearing a condom. Immediately after you blow your load into the condom, you pull out, whip off the condom and tie it around your partners neck.

Bob blew his load and left Jill wearing a columbus necktie like a cum filled balloon animal

by darwins revenge January 30, 2009

columbine crew

that group of 7 or 8 goofaces that hang around your local coffee shop/venue on open mic night. they wear an excessive amount of black, never break formation, and will make even the most self-assured fellow very uncomfortable. they tend to pick an inconvenient spot, such as a narrow walkway or the only couch or pool table in the building, and stick to it for hours. they're ultimately harmless, but creepy nonetheless.

geraldine: "ohhh fuck. columbine crew on your 6."

bertha: "man, let's dip."

by steinenhoot April 30, 2010

Nelson's Column

A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.

The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)

by RageofMarat September 26, 2011

columbus day

The day every school has school off, while our lady of lourdes has school in session. The day that a few students from our beloved Christopher Columbus high school gave us the priveledge of venerating their school idol by running through our lady of lourdes academy with nothing but a mask to cover their faces and little thongs to cover their pride.

I hope we see some guys streaking today. It is Columbus day.

by HotRed2434 May 27, 2006