colorguarder

-a loser who practices the activity of throwing around flags and believes that it is cool to do so
-noobs who believes that colorguard is a sport
-a freak who believes that colorguard is better than swimming when its not
-people who throw flags up and drop it on their face. bleeding, they shortly believe that they had risen in social level
- a dumbass
-a believer of the religeon "colorguard is a sport"

"hi im a colorguarder. today i threw a flag up and it whacked me in the face. can i sit with you cool kids now?"
"gtfo"

by luls luls luls May 27, 2009

Colorado Bulldog

Alcoholic drink made by mixing Ensure and vodka.

We visited my Grandpa yesterday at the nursing home and he was hammered off Colorado Bulldogs.

by s-dawg7 October 16, 2010

Colorado Zamboni

Simple, a Colorado Zamboni is a tractor with a plow on the rear plowing a rodeo arena. Could be a side by side or ATV as well.

the broncs and bulls tore up the arena and it needs a good plowin wheres that colorado zamboni?

by thatoneguyatwork August 24, 2011

Colorado Cig

Since the it is legal to smoke marijuana in the state of Colorado, this will give a new name to the age old term "blunt".

Ay bro, you got a colorado cig I in the car?

by DroNine November 12, 2012

Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.

Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.

by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

Colorado Cigar

A Blunt with 2 grams or more of Colorado's finest Chronic.

Nothing better on a fine Colorado day then a Colorado Cigar

by RockyMountanFreedom June 15, 2013