Animal Collecting

a happy feeling that runs through your body when you listen to Animal Collective. The feeling can also arise when you are thinking of Animal Collective, singing Animal Collective, or tripping on psychadelics

Animal Collecting makes me feel so good. Let us sample some of those ecstacy pills you purchased.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 21, 2006

college

1. a place where knowledge is acquired all the while consuming incredible amounts of alcohol and cannabis.

2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.

Shit, I can barely remember college.

by Alpha79 December 28, 2005

CollegeHumor Show

A show on MTV started in 2009 created by CollegeHumor.com. The show follows a fictional day in the lives of the CollegeHumor workers and also shows a few original sketches that are on CollegeHumor.com.

The main cast is:
Ricky Van Veen (co-founder and boss)
Amir Blumenfeld
Streeter Seidell
Sarah Schneider
Jeff Rubin
Patrick Cassels
Jake Hurwitz
Sam Reich
Dan Gurewitch

I loved the new CollegeHumor Show on MTV and I totally remember the gonorrhea sketch when it was on the website too!

by Ice_Cream_Yum February 21, 2009

College

4 years of digging yourself into a hole of debt that you may be able to escape in 20-30 years. Classes are about the only interesting thing in college. The people are usually stupid, spoiled rich kids who thing getting drunk on a Wednesday night, MTV, rap, drugs, alcohol, fraternities, sororities, and lame ass parties are the neatest things on the planet. Earning a degree is considered a gateway to a higher-paying income bracket. But in this economy, who knows?

-I can't earn my degree from college any sooner.

-Most college students seem to be considered useless by the rest of the general population.

-Why do people seek to prolong adolescence in college anyway?

by Sergio Valente January 12, 2005

Collard Greens

This Ya favorite song

Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.

by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019

college

a place to get drunk, have sex, and then start all over again. Oh by the way it's a place to get an edukacion...i mean edukation... shit education, there we go

After nine years at a junior college, i finally graduated and then become CEO of Penthouse

by Zachary Brown October 14, 2004

College Tuition

The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.

Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"

Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"

Tuition bill: Meets shredder

by x-crazy April 7, 2009