Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

Will O’ Cockell

A fat fucking queer who’s eyes are uneven he looks like the monster from goonies. Unfaithful to his girlfriend who he has already cheated on like 5 times, To tall so nothing counts because he has a unfair advantage, turned down a post Malone concert in fucking Dallas with guaranteed backstage tickets to meet post Malone and everyone else at the concert to hangout with his girlfriend who again he has cheated on like 5 times. He says “I don’t care” for anything that you say. Also he’s gay.

He’s tall, he must be a will o’ cockell

by Big Booty Bear🍑🍑🍑 September 12, 2019

chockers

chatham word for shoes

kushti pair a' chockers you got there mush!

by dinlo November 1, 2007

Cockerdoodle

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!

Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle

by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009

2 o clocker

somebody who you settle for at the end of the night rather pissed after having no luck all evening

hey john good night last night ? nah fuck all went home with a 2 o clocker fucked off rapid when i woke up

by mdh September 22, 2008

Chockers

Australian slang for "busy", comes from Chock-A-Block

Guy: Are you up for going shopping tonight?
Girl: It'll be chockers, can we go somewhere else?

by Jay-Dee-2991 February 20, 2018

ze cocke

Means cock when you are eating freedom fries.

Damn these are better than ze cocke!

by Jjaden May 23, 2003