Cleveland Cavaliers

1.) The worst basketball team. Ever.

Not even Lebron James can get the Cavs to win a basketball game.

by Manawski November 4, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

The biggest joke in NBA history.

Dwight Howard: Kobe, tell me a joke
Kobe Bryant: Cleveland Cavaliers

by chinadude January 17, 2017

Cleveland Cavaliers

a team that sucks but will be good when james and miles get better

wait til cleveland get another good draft pic next year they will be near unstoppable if they keep their stars in a few years

by B-Mount November 11, 2003

Cleveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on a females back after fucking her doggystyle.

I was fucking her doggy style and then i decided to give her a Cleveland Steamroller

by Tony February 22, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit.

Wow, that 2019 trade between the NY Giants and the Cleveland Browns that sent Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns in exchange for shit was a big Cleveland Steamer for NY. The Browns shit all over Dave Gettleman's chest and rolled him around in it!

by The Real Mike G. March 13, 2019

Cleveland steamer

When someone shits on your chest then sits in it and rubs it all over your stomach and chest area.

My girlfriend wanted me to give hear a Cleveland steamer but I said no.

by Your momz .com December 11, 2017

Cleveland Conviction

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer while playing Splinter Cell: Conviction. You unlock an achievement if you do it while playing on Realistic difficulty.

Connor unlocked the secret achievement in SC: Conviction called the Cleveland Conviction. Too bad it was only worth 10 gamerscore; his girlfriend was pissed.

by TypicalRacistMofo April 23, 2010