Christepher

one of the hottest humans on the planet. always has a good time with younger ladies and loves to get around town all around good funny hot sexy loving guy. Usually very attractive

Christepher is talking to my little sister

by Boboi March 15, 2021

Christopher

A guy who commits arson and eats pubic hair for snacc

Guy 1: We need to get the fuck out of here, the money isn't worth it
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching

by Ratworks March 21, 2022

Daniel Christopher Bloss

Is a walking talking muffin

Daniel Christopher Bloss looks very delicious and good march

by Megamind Musk August 28, 2019

christer

Christer is the synonym for a humble man usually with a very BIG (monster) penis. A ladies man known to send ladies on a trip to the paradise. You never find Christer, he finds you. The voice of Christer turns the blood to ice. Christer is rough with roughnecks. Never point a gun at a Christer, his Gun is bigger!
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.

Don't fuck with Christer or He fucks you blind!

by Urban af Legend February 17, 2017

Christchurch cherry

A very red and round haemorrhoid caused by excessive weight lifting in the gym. Particularly a problem for men not making any gains, and those that skip leg day. Regionally significant to Christchurch, New Zealand, where there is not much else to do but go to the gym if you're a single male.
Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.

Q- Do you even lift bro?
A- Hard out bro. I've got the Christchurch cherry to prove it.

by Thurston Harde April 14, 2021

Christopher

Christophers are special people who you want to keep around. It will help to get close to a Christopher, on the outside their rough and just one of the guys, but on the inside they're sweet, funny, and a friend who will always come through. Christophers are people that you want to keep up with. Once you're close to one, don't let him go, keep him with you because he will come through for you.

Person 1: Hey Christopher, can you hand me that piece of paper?
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it
Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime

by YASSSSSSSSS______ April 22, 2016

christopher nguyen

A strange but simple creature often found down the back of a sofa or in shrubbery in the garden with slugs. It is thought that if you rub its head three times with your left index finger you are instantly issued with a bowl of rose petals.

"Guess what, i found a christopher nguyen in my garden today but I accidentally stood on his face."

by Thomas Of Romas October 6, 2008