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Ching chow

To either get drugged, end up in a trunk or have internal bleeding from food poisoning.
Dude, I'm getting light headed and I have stomach pain after eating that lo mein. Hopefully I didn't get ching chowed.
by Jayeeed February 5, 2023
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Chow En-Lie

China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.
Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
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Black Merle Chow Chow

A Chow Chow which is dog that genetically will DNA test as a black dog or have majority of black hair. It would then contain the merle trait as well which it defines as the dilution of colors via in the form of spots! Speckles!
That black merle chow chow is so unique.
by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020
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Dong suey chow

Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.
Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!
by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017
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Joey Chow

by AdanamConstruction August 29, 2019
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Buppi Chow

A cute and silly way to address Puppies.

Also used to describe dog food.
"My father used to call dogs Buppies or Buppi Chows when I was a kid. Its always stuck with me!"

"Hey kiddo, LOOK! A Buppi-chow, say BA WOOF!"

"The dogs hungry, he wants some Buppi Chow!"
by BuppiChow.tv October 18, 2022
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Gungzu Chow

A white American chick with slanted ass eyes acting like a Chinese Princess.

One can tell a Gungzu Chow by they way she drives. If she sits through green lights and casually widens her driving lane by using the shoulders of the road, she is a Gungzu Chow.

With good looks and charming wit she feels she can get away with most anything. Beware the entitlement that lies behind the chinky smiling eyes of the Gungzu, many strong men..good men.. have ultimately succumbed to her every command.

*also great in bed.
-I met a Gungzu Chow and instinctively bought her a house & a dog, then took her on a shopping spree. She had coupons for everything. That didn’t mean I spent less, though. It meant she got more.

-You do you, Gungzu.
by EssArr November 9, 2018
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