crunchy cheetos

an attractive person with red hair.

damn, i'd like to grab a handful of those crunchy cheetos

by urbandroo June 1, 2017

Flaming-Cheeto

The act of farting on your gay lovers throbbing red rocket as he inserts it into your anus after eating food that makes you gaseous.

Let’s go get some White Castle and come home and have a flaming-Cheeto.

by Dirty Wilson April 10, 2021

Cheeto Wing

When after eating Cheetos you jack off your boyfriend and he then puts it in you only to leave Cheeto crust on your labia, often left for some other form of copulation. Usually done while drinking off shot cognac sold for 15 a shot(at any b**land) or watching yank gansta'sic movies with what is know as your slim dog(a bicurious mainly lonely bang everything ano guy; for short ma bimainlobangevanogi.)

Dang, I woke up with burning Cheeto Wings after my slim dog and I stayed up drinking to my Cousin Vinny; I must have grabbed the flammin'sic hot kind.

by Wriss-klip-madter March 31, 2021

Cheeto toes

When you love sucking toes so much, you begin to associate the taste of sweaty dirty toes with tasty cheesy Cheetos. You almost can smell the cheese dust beneath the sock. Yummy. I can imagine the taste of them just thinking about it.

Yum, Carly has cheeto toes. I can smell them jawns from here!

by Jkellz October 22, 2017

Cheetos

Saying cheetos is like the opposite of saying kudos, instead of giving them praise its downgrading them to something lesser.

"Cheetos to you, bitch."

by anonymous May 3, 2025

Hot Cheeto Puffs

Probably one of the best snacks Frito Lay has ever created. Better than regular Hot Cheetos.

Billy Bob Jones: yo let me get some of those Hot Cheeto Puffs
Person 2: nah fam these are mine, fuck off

by unused username February 10, 2024

the hot cheeto

The hot cheeto is a sex practice where in one uses napalm as vaginal lube. A male's genitalia functions as the "cheeto" and the napalm gives it a fun little kick. Ergo; the hot cheeto.

"Yo man, me and my tinder date did the hot cheeto last night!"

"BRO! I bet that really spiced things up between you guys."

"I dont think so, she left right away."

by Snowstormbb December 14, 2020