Dytt charlen

The day you dytter charlen

Hey charlen *dytter*. Dytt charlen

by EM__________ November 22, 2021

The Carlton

The Carlton is when the AFL team “Carlton” will kick multiple unanswered goals in a short period of time as they dominate the other team……….. 5 minutes later the scores are level

I can’t believe it they have just done the carlton

by FLAGSUNS May 14, 2022

Atheist Charlatan

You might be even worse than a plant. I don't think there is a word for someone who feints the absence of belief.

Hym "That's the important bit, is it? That religion makes people go 'yay?' Get the fuck out of here. You're an atheist charlatan, Alex. You feint the absence of belief so you can proselytize from the other end. The 'fruits' of Christianity IS the act of Christians taking credits for higher-order abstractions. Forgiveness? Buddhism has doctrine about forgiveness. Hinduism has it. Ok. Maybe not. Maybe atheist charlatan is a bit of a stretch.... Nope. Nope. I'm right. You get paid to sit there and 'Oh well I don't know. Everything is just so nebulous!' And you hym and haw and say 'Is it really the claim the creator of the universe spoke to a guy in direct dialogue... Or is it the friends we made along the way?' And we're all worse off for it."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression

Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.

by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025

Do A Carlton

To do a Carlton means to move on a short term loan to a different city so you can get WiFi.

Juan Cuadrado dexuded to Do a Carlton when he found out he had no WiFi for a few years.

by Ncfc123 February 7, 2017

franklin bennett carlton

a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can

hes kinda stupid and gay

Damn, I got lucky enough to get a Franklin Bennett Carlton

by bruhwhatsgoingon January 9, 2021

Theory of Social Charlatanism

The analysis of how individuals or institutions gain power and prestige in social systems by performing expertise they do not possess. The "charlatan" succeeds not by delivering real results, but by mastering the theater of credibility: using the right jargon, cultivating the proper aesthetic, building networks of endorsement, and offering simplistic, confident solutions to complex social problems. Their currency is social trust, not tangible efficacy.

Theory of Social Charlatanism Example: A political demagogue is a Social Charlatan. They don't have a workable plan for fixing the economy, but they expertly perform the role of the savior: using charismatic outrage, scapegoating, and grandiose promises. Their power comes from convincingly playing the part of the solution, not from actually having one. They sell the performance of efficacy to a desperate public.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 6, 2026