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White-Collar Welfare

A program under which employees within a publicly traded company are hired for their job for no other reason than they are related to a high paid and/or high ranking employee. This person is characteristically under qualified, over paid, and lacking in contribution.
1.) The General Managers daughter just got hired as a new assistant that makes six people in the office on white-collar welfare.

2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
by CorpWorkerBee February 22, 2011
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Popped Collar

A fashion very popular in Europe, that consists of a rich person wearing a shirt (usually very expensive brands) and popping its collar, which makes them look extremely trendy and attractive to hot European chicks. This is hated on by most americans.
European chick: “Holy sh*t!! Look at that fly guy rollin up in his BMW and his popped collar on his La Martina shirt for 500 Euro. He is soo hot and rocks the style.“

American: “Look at that fag, who thinks he’s cool cuz he’s from Europe and pops his collar.“
by #guywiththepoppedcollar January 30, 2012
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popped collar

The act of turning the collar of a shirt (usually Polo, Lacoste, Vinyard Vines, or Brooks Brothers) up, creating an extremely cool effect.

Often hated by those who can't pull it off...
Girl1: "Holy CRAP, that dude with the popped collar is friggin' HOT!!!"

Girl2: "I know, my panties just floated out of the bar!"
by writerX October 31, 2007
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cellamaphone

1.) A common/deliberate mispronunciation of cell phone. Used to mimic a sound combination of Cell Phone and Telephone.

2.) Originated as a variant of saxamaphone commonly refered to by Homer Simpson meaning "saxophone"
"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!..." - Homer Simpson

"Call me on the cellamaphone."
by pOtTs000 October 12, 2005
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Celler_Cat

A synonym for spam. As in !@##$$^#@#$&&* etc.

Celler_Cat was orignated in the 1980s when a cat sat on a cell phone and texted random signs.
Bob: UGH stop the celler_cat!
by yoman5555 July 11, 2010
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Book collar

The common style of shirt collar worn by most people today.
It resembles a book that is opened.
"when I go to work, I have to wear a blouse with a book collar".
by blinkingblythe June 16, 2007
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Blue collar boobs

When one saves up money through hard work to purchase fake breasts.
Did you see Leanne. She finally got her blue collar boobs after years of savings
by 1243gbhsf April 7, 2017
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