Cats

Assholes of nature

Those cats are such big assholes, they scratched the hell out of my chair!

by The Dipshit May 27, 2020

Catness

n. 1.)The most beautiful thing in the universe. 2.)Most beautiful Goddess.

Catness is the greatest :)

by Zakkish April 3, 2003

catting

Actively seeking a sexual partner, especially a man seeking women.

You badly need some trim. I'm going to get you drunk and we're going catting tonight.

by Mark Brainvision November 15, 2007

Cats

Hate dogs.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.

They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.

There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.

And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.

but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.

Cats.

by irobbanksallday March 22, 2009

cat

the best thing on earth and i love them so so much and you should to as cats are very cuddly and freaking adorable

a cute cat

by QueenOf7Caats July 12, 2022

cat

not a dog

Cat:meow

by STEVEN YELLOW March 1, 2017

cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022