Carson Drake

The greatest pro wrestler in sports history

Wow the greatest wrestler in sports history is Carson Drake

by DrakeCB November 23, 2021

Carson

Gayest boy you will ever seen.

Sam:Oh look that's Carson

Cj: yeah he looks pretty gay

by Kkoofy March 13, 2020

Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022

Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Carson

A socially awkward boy with many smelly body parts who enjoys the occasional chocolate milk shower with his dad he usually like to dat inside the family preferably younger

Carson why is there orange semon on sophie

by My pp hurts May 21, 2019

Carson Londer

A person who is very ugly, he’s very fat and has no friends. every one hates him.

Carson Londer is a looser

by Jimmy Sutton March 6, 2019

Carson

He is so awesome, he is the best, especially if his last name is Pollock. he is the best a cookie clicker and Zelda. If he is best friends with a guy named Ryan, they are both awesome.he is the best at every thing

things and things, like he is awesome_ that Carson!

by ThFDSWuiiufrt January 14, 2019