carl azus

Our lord and savior, he's probably done ur mom. He is amazing and I would do anything for him ANYTHING.

Teacher: were going to watch CNN 10 rn, cause I don't know how to teach
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*

by George_urmom December 9, 2021

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Carl-Gabriel

Carl-Gabriel is a tall person who is not to be taken for granted. People often mistake his height and get very suprised when they find out his actual height. He has strong opinions but he isn't often taken seriousely, even though he's the most serious one out there. He is a exceptionally loyal person who you can rely on, he has your back. He has a strong interest for anime and similar art styles. He is a bit of a nerd.

Person 1: Wow, look at Carl-Gabriel, he is a lot taller than he seemed to be!
Person 2: Daaaaamn, you're right! I never noticed that!

by Yipyipmomo November 3, 2019

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special carl

The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.

This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.

Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.

by A burrito October 18, 2015

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Carl-Johan

Carl-Johan is a guy that always care about people. To his friends he is really kind and warmhearted. Carl-Johan always is very gentle and helps people if they need.

Look! It's a Carl-Johan. Awww he just helped that woman get her stuff in the car.

by C-J B June 9, 2017

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