Mayday! Cried The Captain

the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.

Sal and Kyle are the singer and keyboardist for Mayday! Cried the Captain

by meltdownCAR5 January 30, 2009

Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"

by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009

Captain Digiorno

A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.

We got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009

captain sauce the youtuber

A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny

Captain sauce? Do you mean captain sparkles

Me: no captain sauce the youtuber

A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny

by Gay nerd of all cats August 18, 2019

Mr. Captain's abs

Mr. Captain from Mystery Missions abs. It has been proven that if shown, they break the internet.

Agent 1- Dude did you see Mr. Captain's abs?
Agent 2- Yeah. They broke the damn interwebz.

by Agent Sparkles February 11, 2010

captain obvious

Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.

Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool

by Cloud July 20, 2004

Captain Ridiculous

The drunkest person at the bar/party/family dinner. Encourages everyone around them to drink more, often ordering rounds of shots and not paying for them.

Jane: Did you see her puking all over the bartender?
John: Yeah, she's Captain Ridiculous every weekend.

by aeme December 21, 2006