Canada's History 

As defined by Stephen Colbert:

a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man 1: Did you have a good time at that party last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!

Canada's History by snapcrakklepop February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act involving a man or a woman being completely naked and covered in Maple Syrup ( Must be authentic ) and wearing a helmet with dildo's for moose antlers and charging around in a room with several blindfolded naked people and trying to successfully ..... well use your imagination.

Hey you guys going to the Canada's History party over at Jasper and Wilmas house tonight? Were gonna watch the hockey game after the festivities.

Canada's History by Techno Beaver February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The sexual act of inserting a maple-syrup-filled Stanley Cup into a woman's anus while the man wears moose antlers on his crotch which he uses to pleasure the womans vagina. All while singing Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's "The War of 1812"

I've done Canada's History so much, I get an erection whenever I hear "The War of 1812."

Canada's History by ZimMan2 February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act I dare not speak out loud, but I will type it. It involves you and a partner, a dead moose or deer, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. First, you take the moose/deer antler and shove it up the partners asshole. Then take the antler out, make the partner take a dump inside the stanley cup, pour maple syrup all over it, then make the partner eat it. Then, take the antlers again and stick it in every hole not filled, and then shove it in forcefully, while they continue to eat the maple syrup covered poop. Then, read to them the World Book's article on Canada, while they have been bleeding and eating there own fecal matter. Then when the cops find the body, you should have written on the wall in fecal matter and blood "CANADA'S HISTORY".

"Awhh man I totally Canada's Historied her last night"

"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.

Canada's History by Droog87 February 8, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act where the male performs vaginal penetration on a woman from behind(Referred to as "The Mountie"), while simultaneously putting both hands into the female's anus(called "The Moose Antlers").

Coffee from Tim Horton's is optional.

Dan performed Canada's History with Jan and now she'll be in the ER for 6-10 weeks.

Canada's History by StormX February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act where a Man pours Maple Syrup on his genitals untill it hardens. Then he beats your mate senseless. NO BLOOD NO FOUL!

Yo man, did you see Julie with that black eye, i think Dave gave her a lesson in Canada's History last night.

Canada's History by Mad Mikey Ball Hog February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Canada's History is so depraved that you can't say it on TV

Canada's History by bobrocks95 February 4, 2010