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Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.
Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!
by kuckky August 4, 2022
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I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
I can buy you once but I can sell you twice
by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022
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You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
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A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”
by ottertots_ November 11, 2020
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