calling Itachi

Simply to have sex. Mostly secretly.

What are they doing there?
Maybe calling Itachi

by Midwich Cuckoo December 31, 2021

Calvin Harris

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

by Rectangular Strawberry August 3, 2022

Calvin

A tall, dashing man with a penchant for pubis

"Calvin why did you pluck his pubic hair again?"

by Zou Taofen January 30, 2023

text calling

when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.

Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).

Frank- (recieving call) Hey.

Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)

Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.

by thetryplethreat December 23, 2010

chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.

Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".

by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

Hot Calvin

A load of jiz cooled off then reheated in the microwave and thrown on a person's face.

I gave him a hot calvin as a favor for rewarding me with a Kentucky Klondike bar.

by Stains3 July 11, 2016