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A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
by Baarakiss October 6, 2008
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drunk calling

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010
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Pot calling the kettle black

An idiom or phrase used towards people calling out/criticizing other's behaviors or actions when those same people are equally guilty of doing/behaving.
Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.
by Xinny March 30, 2022
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cabling

The act of pointing a lazier on a hard wood floor and making a cat chase after it until it runs in to a set of bowling pins or pin like objects.
Type in cat bowling in youtube -> cabling
by nigglet88 March 29, 2011
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Calliesent

sparkely, shiney, unicorns, and glitter. Things of that nature.
church song: "Blue skies and rainbows and calliesent poneys"

man: "you look very calliesent."
woman: "i know dont you just love my sparkels?!"
by Smashers Goosely August 6, 2011
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callicutt

(Last name)
Verb: Waving hands in the air exited or to emphasize something. Acting out parts in plays or stories with energy.
Noun: teacher of english at the best school ever; "Mrs."

Synonyms: bombastic, funny, intelligent

The best Language Arts teacher at any high school ever, a genius, amazing at her job. a funny woman who is amazing to be around.
Mrs. Callicutt is awesome!
"Prove it!!"
by Corvo1315 December 6, 2016
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Callie

The cutest girl you will ever meet. She is SO kinda and is such a sweetheart. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body. She is extremely hilarious and will make you smile even when you're at an all time low.
Person 1: Hey did you see Callie yesterday?
Person 2: Yes, she's so kind.
by Dabber99's December 12, 2019
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