crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.

Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.

by crunchylina November 12, 2013

crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

Sofe have crunchy toenails
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by sharnus March 28, 2023

Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

rice crunchy

Some gimp called lennon

This guy is a real rice crunchy

by Hannibabe_Lecter May 3, 2024

Crunchy

Fiona and Patricia

"Hot damn those elderly women Fiona and Patricia are crunchy as hell"

by Crunchy churr0s October 30, 2020

Nunchies Crunchies

Snack-like items. Usually pronounced in a british accent.

Morgan: Would ya like some nunchies crunchies?

Misty: Oh id love some!

by Morganjaymes February 10, 2009

Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024