A Chav Is The Scum Of The Earth !
And They Cant Talk Propperly They Use Street Slang Which Is A Load Of Crap !
And They Cant Talk Propperly They Use Street Slang Which Is A Load Of Crap !
Chav-Yo Emo Go Slit Ya Self Yeahh Mattee !
Emo- *Carries On Listening To Awsome Music!*
Chav- Yeahh Ladd Youu Listen To Your Emo Musicc Yeahh Ladd Init !
Emo- *Walks Off Listening To Awsome Music*
Emo- *Carries On Listening To Awsome Music!*
Chav- Yeahh Ladd Youu Listen To Your Emo Musicc Yeahh Ladd Init !
Emo- *Walks Off Listening To Awsome Music*
by Kaytee Lou January 13, 2009
Get the Chavmug. Chavs, o! You light up my day!!! You think you're soo hard core (innit)with your "burberry" gear, flourescent pink tracksuits with scraped back hair into a "fashionable" (safe man!) messy bun. Your bling (bling bling) hoop earrings in bling gold, just make me smile, and your accents just are widely known. O, and the guys (you aint ma blud, innit bruv) with your shot spikey hair, and (fucking safe) swagger. Chavs you have come to take over this world, and you're doing a very good job of it :S . That's kinda scary.
Indeed, it is very scary, that the phenominal species, of the given title "chavs", are in fact, taking over this universe.
by Yo freako October 10, 2005
Get the chavsmug. Boys/Girls who deal drugs wear jeans so loose we see their pants and practically go blind.Boys who want to get a girl preganant and never talk to them again.Girls who think they are cool when wearing cheap burberry from the 99p store when they all look like a bunch of losers
1st chav:YO BRUV,wassupp oh my gawd blad guess wat!
2nd chav:WAT BLAD
1st chav:I GOT MY GIRL TO GIMME HA SHES SO CHEAP.
2nd chav:OMG BLAD YOU ARE LIKE SO COOL INIT
2nd chav:WAT BLAD
1st chav:I GOT MY GIRL TO GIMME HA SHES SO CHEAP.
2nd chav:OMG BLAD YOU ARE LIKE SO COOL INIT
by EMo rOcK 101 July 4, 2008
Get the Chavmug. Simple: COUNCIL HOUSE and VIOLENT; offspring of which should be castrated at 13 and females having full vasectomy at 12 or earliest clinical age.
This should stop the social cancer of this country and save our taxes spent on housing and child benefits extra.
Chav’s not working (safe bet) and offspring should be sent to Afghanistan or Iraq to draw on insurgent fire allowing our troops to locate the enemy with little risk to them self.
This should stop the social cancer of this country and save our taxes spent on housing and child benefits extra.
Chav’s not working (safe bet) and offspring should be sent to Afghanistan or Iraq to draw on insurgent fire allowing our troops to locate the enemy with little risk to them self.
This parasite of the state is totally uneducated (except for theft, knifing and general violence), is commonly found (with offspring) in the areas of McDonald’s, Lidel and Aldi; and of course young children’s play areas. Easily identified by bad fashion of tracksuit, Burberry items, baseball cap and bling; and of course bad language.
Chavs are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!
Chavs are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!
by Matt Black painter September 5, 2008
Get the chavmug. a 12-16 year old, hangs outside macdonalds with his 'crew' of 'homees' as if they own the place wearing a baseball hat at a 90 degrees angle, a england shirt or polo shirt , (winter) a light blue tracksuit, of course black addidas tracksuit bottoms, white trainers and LOADS of jewlery 'bling'. if you take a slight glance they think you are looking for fight or some sort of trouble they will shout insults untill the person walks towards them, then the run off and continue to shout insults into the air. chavs hate people who dont lsiten to the trashy rap,garage,hardcore, R&B you are classed as a 'neek' 'grundger' or 'EMOOO' even thoguh there is nothing wrong with these type of people. HELP THE NATION..KILL A CHAV!
by godvssanta September 10, 2008
Get the chavmug. A teenager or young adult that thinks they are hard, cover themselves in "bling", dress in tracksuit clothes, sometimes hoodies, and stink like burberry aftershave and perfume. You usually see them in groups or gangs. Usually they like to cause damage to buildings and other things like roadsigns, and if you tend to approach one they start to intimidate you for no reason. Chav girls are usually fat and wear pink hoodies, preferably the brands mckenzie or bench.
*2 friends in school playground walk past some chavs*
Chav 1: Oi, ugly b**ch, ya startin on me?
Friend 1: I didn't do anything.
Chav 2: Yeh ya did i saw ya! Ya pushed me bruv!
Chav 1: Come on then if ya fink your hard
Friend 2: Piss off, pikeys.
Chav 1: Oi, ugly b**ch, ya startin on me?
Friend 1: I didn't do anything.
Chav 2: Yeh ya did i saw ya! Ya pushed me bruv!
Chav 1: Come on then if ya fink your hard
Friend 2: Piss off, pikeys.
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
Get the chavmug. Ugly, Benefit scrounger, Unemployed, Lazy, Spotty, Thug, Shit Music Taste, Interbred, Scum Of The Earth, Hunt in Packs, Should of ALL been put down at Birth. Need to be sterilised to stop breeding. Either that or hope they all get Chlamydia which makes them infertile *hopes* The same intelligence as a mouldy potato. Need to be shot at point blank range.
There goes a group of thick Chavs, probably going to start a fight with some defenseless person for no reason at all.
by AmyWamy July 7, 2010
Get the Chavmug.