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Lewis Capaldi

person 1: omg hollywood by lewis capaldi is amazing
person 2: ahhhh i love scottish beyonce
by topshaggerwilllenny September 8, 2019
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that’s cap

a lie or a way to say “no way” when you don’t believe something
person 1: the other day I was driving down the street and I saw your ex on the street asking for money like a bum
person: that’s caaaap

or

person 1: dude my song dropped yesterday and it’s number 1 on billboard
person 2: that’s cap I just checked and it that drake song
by hahayouthotnigga November 10, 2019
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captain clusterfuck

A person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. If given any task he/she will fuck it up causing problems for everybody.
Mike: How will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?

Al: I will take the title of marster of the ceremony?
Mike: Al, the only title you can take is Captain Clusterfuck. You can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. Everything given to you is doomed for failure.
by buck neckid ALM December 6, 2010
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capistry

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)
Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."
by realandre November 5, 2021
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Captain Beefheart

Captain Beefheart (aka Don Van Vliet) and The Magic Band produced what is commonly regarded by critics and fans as one of rock's few truly original bodies of work. Combining elements of free jazz, blues and rock, they produced something distinctly different from anything which had ever been heard before, and heavily influenced a wide range of later musicians such as Tom Waits, PJ Harvey and John Lydon.

In the words of Frank Zappa, "Listen, be quiet and pay attention to this man's music, because if you don't, you might miss something important and we wouldn't want that to happen to you. You need all the friends you can get."

Quite simply the most original and greatest musician of the last 100 years.
You've never heard of Beefheart? You must be fucking lame.
by russxl February 1, 2005
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Captain Charisma

Christian's nickname since he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers in the WWE today.
"I'm Captain Charisma and that's how I roll."-Christian
by Alex January 5, 2005
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Cap'n Henry

(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to build things. He also enjoys skateboarding.

He is part of the Cap'n Henry Clan along with Davis, Rachel, and Henry Wink.

(2) A religion created by Cap'n Henry. Cap'n Henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you're healthy and avoid constipation.
(1) I wonder what Cap'n Henry's up to today.

(2) I just joined the Cap'n Henry Religion and so should you! Smile! Cap'n Henry loves you!
by Henry1223 February 18, 2008
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