why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018

Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020

The Why School Fallacy

An American school system fault in which schools teach you unnecessary information, which makes students consider school meaningless

"Why the do I have to learn Alegbra, I wanna be a doctor!"

"It's just the Why School Fallacy".

by SesSeed October 7, 2023

tummy hurt why?

pregnant.

tummy hurt why? is because of pregnant.

by luciferdiscord November 27, 2020

Why does this exist?

Don't ask me cause I don't know either

guy1: "Why does this exist?"

guy2: " dunno man it just does"

by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 4, 2021

why you do that

Because I can

person- why you do that
Me- because I have nothing better to do

by Ittz_Random June 9, 2018

why don't we

why don't we is a man band made on september 27, 2016. with the members of: jonah marais, corbyn besson, daniel seavey, jack avery and zach herron. they came out with 2 albums named 8 letters and the good times and the bad ones (you should probably stream them.. like now!) they recently came out with a song called love back (again stream it!!) on october 6, 2021.

have you listened to love back by why don't we?

by bl3ssedcurs3d October 30, 2021