Crush burger

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.

Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.

by azz044 February 8, 2010

Lan-Burger

1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.

2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.

1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"

2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"

by Mo19oM May 1, 2009

Burger Doodle

Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died

Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...

by jake5443 November 4, 2004

female burger

Nice neatly tucked in vagina

Lewy said Sarah had a lovely Female burger to munch on

by penfold153 July 7, 2014

Panic Burger

When you are fearful of not being full after ordering a McDonalds meal and order a 'panic' burger, just in case.

Could also come in form of 6 chicken nuggets or mozzarella dippers.

I want an large Big Mac Meal and a panic burger... Just in case.

by YellowGnome November 18, 2016

Fur burger

A female homosapians genitalia

I can't wait to eat more of your fur burger!

by Fur burger May 21, 2015

burger fucker

A person that is sexually attracted to burgers.

Anyone that goes to McDonald’s more than two times a week is definitely a burger fucker.

by ThePolishHammer February 3, 2018