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Bad Boyfriend

A guy who cares about his looks AND his car more than you. He makes fun of your friends. Someone who is controlling, makes fun of your appearance, calls you dumb, and would rather play black ops than talk to you. A guy who you invite to your house, he falls asleep, watches TV, doesnt even acknowledge that you are there, eats your food, dumps you then leaves.
Girl: *makes a blond move* Oh! Im really sorry.

Bad Boyfriend: Ha that was soooooo dumb. oh im just kidding!
Girl: no, that kind of hurt my feelings.
Bad Boyfriend: oh well sorry. *starts talking to friends and sometimes calls out how funny the girls nose, or hair looks or how much she is breaking out that day*
by katm(: August 2, 2011
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Boyfriend Girl

A "Boyfriend Girl" is a girl who can't seem to avoid having a boyfriend at all times. As soon as she's out one relationship, she's in another. The Boyfriend Girl is hardly ever single. This girl often uses boys to fill in the emptiness she feels inside, or to avoid getting to know/understand herself and learn who she is. This girl usually has low self esteem and doesn't see the good inside herself unless a boy (usually the current boyfriend or prospect) notices it.

Like the "Career Girl" who is addicted to success in her job, the "Boyfriend Girl" is addicted to having a boyfriend.

This girl usually overestimates the time she is single, often making flimsy excuses as to why it was necessary to enter a new relationship so early.

Usually, quickly after entering a new relationship, the Boyfriend Girl publically displays proof of her relationship by changing her status as "in a relationship" and/or posting "Myspace Style" photo(s) of herself and the new boyfriend making out.

Most boys who come in contact with the boyfriend girl are prospective boyfriends. Essentially, the Boyfriend Girl is a slut without the sexual acts.
Boyfriend Girl : I can't believe this! Josh dumped me! I'll never love again!

*two days later*

Boyfriend Girl : Hey, you guys, this is Mark, we're going out.
by Yuckie Chuckie April 5, 2011
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boyfriend jail

when a girlfriend forces you to say with them and do what they want to do. Most likely in a room watching a chick flick or playing a board game with only two people.
Mahdi had to watch a chick flick with his girlfriend in his room, can life in a relationship get anymore boring. Madhi was in boyfriend jail.
by beachbro July 29, 2009
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Boyfriend Zone

Noun

When a man is seen as a potential boyfriend by a female there is a situation that arises where the female may find his friendship to be insufficient and in order to press the issue of dating and her feelings towards him. The situation typically arises because he does not share the same feelings. A man has now found himself in the boyfriend zone, All.. Or nothing in her eyes. The relationship is pressed into him in an uncomfortable manner until he takes a side, more often than not the side of vacancy

Verb

To be designated as boyfriend material
Boyfriend zoned
Rachel is boyfriend zoning me again. I am stuck in the boyfriend zone. Why can't we just be friends?
by Zorrocat May 11, 2015
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boyfriend in training

The period in which a female will have a male she maybe interested in eventually will follow her around, and if she so chooses fool around with him.*But its okay cause they are "almost" dating* During this time the female will change him and mold him into whatever she wants in a guy. Then maybe if the guy doesn't fuck up too much she'll date him for real.
Me: Wow, are Joe and Lauren dating?
Mary: Not yet, he is still in training.
Griffin: *Whip sound*
Mary and Me: GRIFFIN!!!
by Ange de Agonie December 22, 2003
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ex-boyfriend

The boy you know you shouldn't like..
But you still do
I really wish he hadn't become my EX-boyfriend
by lafk December 29, 2006
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boyfriends WEBTOON

the worst piece of media to ever be created, created by a racist pro shipper who fetishizes gay relationships. featuring an emo boy whose been smoking since he was 8 (who's supposed to be goth.. and asexual which you would never guess going by how sexualized he is). a pro shipper who looks like he's 5 but he's supposed to be as old as everyone else. the most whiney complaining boy who is apparently an alcoholic??. and a big buff guy who has huge man tiddies.
person a: man I love the boyfriends WEBTOON
person b: dude what the hell is wrong with you.
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
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