Loader Boating

When a male ejaculates semen or a “load” onto a partners breasts and then proceed to shake ones face between them while making sound or “motor boat.”

My face was covered in jizz after I finished loader boating your mom last night.

by Herby8ed October 7, 2022

Beef Boating

The act of motorboating the balls

Bro, Betty was at my house last night and she was exploring the outer rim and started beef boating me and i had an out of body experience.

by Anon Martyr April 1, 2023

Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.

Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.

by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023

Slime Booting

The act of giving a girl Slime Boots

Girl 1: "I heard that Greg is into slime booting."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he gave me slime boots last night!"

by Bugeater28 October 25, 2023

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024

Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it

Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.

by Goose Hunter November 22, 2023

Mind bottling

mind bottling

(phrase; slang; hyperbolic expression of mental overload)

When something is so outrageously, stupidly, or cosmically mind‑boggling that your brain doesn’t just get twisted up—it gets bottled. As in: the sheer force of the confusion, shock, or disbelief is so intense that your mind basically manifests an imaginary bottle to contain the chaotic energy exploding from the situation. It’s like your thoughts hit maximum capacity and the universe goes, “Nope—containment protocol activated.”

“Bro told me he microwaves his cereal after pouring the milk. Absolutely mind bottling.”

- “The fact that she said ‘I didn’t cheat, I just practiced’ is mind bottling behavior.”

- “I watched that plot twist three times and it’s still mind bottling.”

by Skripdick February 28, 2026