blubber boated

When your so drunk you motor boat the belly button.

If it's ok with you, it's ok with me. The first time Andrew blubber boatedthe girl.

by NipClipper0717 June 12, 2018

Shotgun Blasted

Hit with a shotgun blast.

How did I survive getting shotgun blasted three times with a Gnaster Shotgun, but instantly die when getting shotgun blasted with an Overkill Shotgun once at the exact same range?

by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 13, 2019

Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!

by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020

Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020

Baja blasted

When u get a Baja blast from Taco Bell and absolutely nail some idiot in the face and it explodes

Lmaooo that mf jus got Baja blasted, his ass mad asl

by Buiks March 31, 2021

Baja Blasted

The act of getting baked and eating Taco Bell

Friend: Hey do you want to go hiking later?
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.

by Stevstot June 22, 2021