The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!

by Idk what this is June 10, 2011

Double Decker Blumpkin

When someone is doing an upper decker and the person on the lower decker is is giving head and takeing a shit at the same time.

I walked into two people doing a Double Decker Blumpkin in your bathroom.

by sick mo'fo December 9, 2012

strawberry blumpkin

when you punch a girl in the face and make her give you dome piece whilst you are taking a poopy

bitch give me a strawberry blumpkin, and i have diahrea so it might smell

by ryan wiggum June 3, 2008

Blumpkin, The

Involves having a bitch suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.

by CrAzYgIdEoN May 19, 2003

Dutch [Blumpkin]

A combination of a dutch oven, and a blumpkin. While receiving head during a bowl movement, you pull your shirt over the head of whoever is going down on you, and fart.

"I heard that Joe gave Tiana a Duthc Blumpkin."

"Sweet."

by shermantank June 13, 2005

Blump

When something SUCKS! When you find out about it, it ruins your day

God damn bro is it just me or is RC blump at soccer?

by chortles November 12, 2017

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

by Chris November 17, 2004