ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.

p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter December 01, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out

p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter December 01, 2020

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 05, 2018

sound blaster

a mug with a sound blaster in it an old sound blaster by creative labs

get a sound blaster

by Raqurm December 16, 2023

Kentucky sand blaster

The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her

Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.

by 69chipmunks September 10, 2020

Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.

Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.

by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024

Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.

Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!

by Sweater man March 11, 2017