Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.

In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

baster

A person of Turkish extraction.

Even though it was an unconvincing group stage win, the streets were filled with celebrating basters.

Khazil is a nice guy, for a baster.

by Hexis August 18, 2008

blasterfag

gay fag who uses a digi cam to make crappy videos...known especially for the worst videos ever made, blasterfags is the true definition of shit

"hi my name is joel and i'm a blasterfag"
"blasterfags are the gayest group ever"

by robism July 7, 2004

Basterdfish

A person who acts stupid, like calls someone a bad name, or punches someone's tummy, or just is being plain stupid. . .It resembles a fish that eats other fish because it's hungery. . .Or a fish that lets itself be eat by another fish. . .So it sorta attacks from both sides of the feild.

Man1: "Hey dude! Get back from that basterdfish, he's gonna hit you!!"
~~~~~~~
Man1: "Hey dude! Are you gonna punch that little basterdfish??!! Nice!!!

by Tomizzle April 10, 2008

youth-blaster

one who sexually corrupts youths.

"your mom's a youth-blaster, your mom's a fuckin disaster"

by Lord Mzok April 5, 2004

snatch blaster

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.

"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."

by sideshow slim November 29, 2009