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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
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Believement 

The act of fully committing to a belief so hard, it overrides logic, facts, and sometimes common sense. A fusion of belief and commitment — often used sarcastically to describe someone who’s way too confident in something that’s clearly questionable.
Did you hear Jake say the moon landing was fake again?”
“Yeah, his believement in that conspiracy is unshakable.”
Believement by Atinybitofyou May 26, 2025

Believeritis 

A dominant weakness, affecting humanity since the dawn of our gullible species.

Ample samples available in religion, our social lives, politics, business. The list goes on and on...
If you think he's our dear leader, you've got a severe case of Believeritis.
Believeritis by Verbert Tallone August 2, 2025

Believe in rape

Hahahahaha how do you BELIEVE in rape!? It's not a thing you believe in! What!? Hahahahaha.
Hym "Ok for context this governor is addressing the leaked GOP messages and she claimy that they 'believe in gas chambers and believe in rape.' Like, what the fuck are we even talking about here? The tooth fairy? Those aren't 'things that people believe in' and I don't think being flippant about either of those thing somehow translates to you needing to deny me the credit and money I deserve so you can get me to stab a little girl. It does make MY THING look a lot more ALLOWED. It makes it look like my thing is allowed and your thing better not fucking be allowed. Right? That's what I saw. That's what it looks like to me."
Believe in rape by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

believance

“i am in believance that this is a word.”
believance by rizzy7373 January 27, 2026

recycled beliebers 

"Beliebers" who are now obsessed with One Direction.
2010: "I love Justin Bieber!" *twitter name is BeliebBiebs*
2012: "ONE DIRECTION IS SEXY AS FUCK! *twitter name is 1DFuckMe*

I used to be a Belieber, but One Direction is sexy, so I unfollowed Justin and the crew. (a.k.a. recycled beliebers)

queer believer 

A person who is queer/ part of the LGBTQ+ community who also believes in God.
I am a queer believer and I don't know why you think all Christians hate gays.