by Meldavo May 27, 2017
"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
by The Oxbow February 10, 2018
" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009
An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.
WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.
WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.
Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.
by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014
When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
by Butler069 September 23, 2016
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.
What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
by Aejaien June 06, 2022