bats wing

when someone shows their nutsack to someone while stretching it out so it looks veiny like a bats wing.

Zach showed me the bats wing today. I almost puked.

by flump August 15, 2006

batting cage

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

by J master JJ August 8, 2009

sex bat

A male whore. Usually identifiable by the extremely large list of sexual partners they have had or attempted to have & the fact that they will flirt with almost anything that moves. Often times they are forced to find new places to obtain said sex since they have literally used up their current pool of opportunity. Many times others who know them will make little "eee -eee" bat noises as they pass by.

Careful of that one....he's a total sex bat.

by narydict November 25, 2005

Fudge Bat

Slang for an extremely long (length in inches, not time)dump.

Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!

by JAke1688 February 28, 2011

shard bat

A person who will do anything for a toke of meth. Almost worse than a crack-head.

Look at that shard bat begging for a toke.

by SurreyAngel February 20, 2006

have a bat

To wank

I think it's the right time to have a bat!

by thewizardandhisfellows September 16, 2013

bat game

A fun drinking game where you acquire a wiffleball bat, alot of beer, and some fun friends. First take the wiffleball bat and cut the end off. One beer should exactly fill the bat so pour it on in. Next you chug the beer from the wiffleball bat. After spin around three times and have someone pitch you the can. You can try and swing at it but if you get to this point your laughing so hard you cant hit it.
Game courtesy of N40. Rep N40

Have you played that bat game yet? its sick

by J-nonymous November 11, 2008