where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

Barbie Searer

The most absolutly perfect i have ever met. if only we were going to the same school next year, that would be awesome. She has the most beautiful eyes and the best body. i am going crazy about her. i want her to to like me too.

Yo, Barbie is probally the hottest looking around, and she does high jump.

by some guy who likes a from U-ville May 10, 2005

Barbie

1) a tiny doll who has the perfect body, but if you take those attributes and put them on a real woman, she looks disgusting with a long neck and a thin waste. has a perfect boyfriend, and a perfect little sister, a number of movies and merchindise

2)slang for barbeque

me: no other doll
would get their very own range
of school books
than barbie

by hippooo April 12, 2008

Shrimp on the barbie

Alright fucken listen here bud. If u think us Aussies say ‘throw a shrimp on the barbie’ YOUR FUCKEN WRONG. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHRIMP. For your information it’s called a “prawn”. Get that through your thick skull cunt

Non Australian:”let’s throw a few shrimp on the barbie?”
Yeh mate Aussie:“ fucken nah Let’s cook some fucken prawns mate I’m starving”

by @pornhub? February 17, 2019

barbie girl

A dumb but attractive woman whose only decent use is for sex. Usually dresses like a slut and can be found staring with a puzzeled look at bus schedules.

That barbie girl deserves to be treated like a used wet plastic fuck-doll.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

go babies

to engage a thing or event enthusiastically and without reservation.

A: "Is it alright if I use up the rest of the milk?"
B: "Sure. Go babies!"

by wordsmithery October 8, 2009

barbie

Barbie is a plastic doll made by mattel.
She has shown no morals, no values, and has posioned the minds and lessened the self esteam of our young girls since the 1930's.

Let us review.

1. Girls believe they must have a TINY waist like this doll, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
2. Girls belive they must have large breasts, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
3. Girls believe they MUST be blonde, preppy, and popular to have any hope in their lives.
4. Girls belive boyfriends must be Ken-like or that-new-surfer-guy-like.
5. If barbie is so DANG popular. why do you have to BUY her friends?

Barbie should NOT be the "standard" for our young girls.

Girl 1 :Hey!!! Lets play barbies!
Girl 2 :Uh.. i'd rather not.. im reading Harry Potter.
Girl 1 :You're such a freak
Girl 2: O.o

Girl 1 will go nowhere in life.

by vicvic30 December 16, 2008