The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.
MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...
by psuedoben April 4, 2009
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by CBJDoe September 13, 2009
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damn i can hear this bitch from a mile away her pussy just flappen, oh bro shes what u call an autumn bachman, stay away bro shes puke worthy....
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by xxFangxx65 September 8, 2011
Get the autumn bachman mug.Bachelorism is an a relationship status for single men who are bachelors. Bachelorism is somewhat of an epidemic that effects men who are single. The term was coined by Match.com in 2006 when they embarked on a quest to try to get single women to "cure men of bachelorism".
by Nymosis October 28, 2006
Get the bachelorism mug.Bachoo is the sound someone (Probably from Canada) makes when they sneeze.
Bachoo can also mean someone wants a stranger to bachoo out of their personal life
Alternative saying for fuck
Alternative word for baka
Bachoo can also mean someone wants a stranger to bachoo out of their personal life
Alternative saying for fuck
Alternative word for baka
Person sneezing: BACHOO!!!
Get the bachoo away from me,you sonuvabitch!!
(Person A messaging Person B online)
Person A: Hey there,hunk;my name is is lisa!! what's your name ? xoxo
Persone B: Bachoo off!!
You bachoo!!
Get the bachoo away from me,you sonuvabitch!!
(Person A messaging Person B online)
Person A: Hey there,hunk;my name is is lisa!! what's your name ? xoxo
Persone B: Bachoo off!!
You bachoo!!
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