butter whipped

Butter Whipped means that a female is going to get her hair styled.

This term is used in Chicago.

Ex: "Girl I'm about to go get my butter whipped. I can't wait!"

by Bonquisha Malloy May 1, 2008

Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

stani-butter

crack cocaine. from stani.

Richard pryor loved his stani-butter.

by babyrazor July 21, 2003

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.

"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."

by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016

Shutter Butter

Term for a Photo or a Picture that is super nice looking.

A descriptive saying a Gen-Zer would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like.

Wow! That picture is some serious shutter butter.

Oh! That's a nice photo, it's pure shutter butter.

That pic is hella smooth, I can't believe it's not shutter butter ;)

That's some serious shutter butter you captured right there.

by Camera_Joy February 10, 2023

Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.

I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020