Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito

Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?

Flying Blind Burrito by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010

Human burrito 

When sleeping with a partner in a bed and they steal all the covers at night wrapping all the bedding around them as if they were meat inside the burrito and the blanket was the burrito shell.

I was so cold last night because my woman did the human burrito.

Human burrito by toushiama February 16, 2010

seven layer burrito 

A sexual act involving seven people simultaneously. A seven-way.

I just banged six bitches at the same time. It was a total seven layer burrito.

seven layer burrito by Broheim Steamroller February 21, 2010

Orville's Burrito 

When one ingests large amounts of unpopped popcorn for the purpose of pooping on a plate and microwaving it til it pops up.

"I really hate that guy. Let's sneak into his house and leave him an Orville's Burrito."

Orville's Burrito by Michael L. Johnson March 16, 2004

Emergency Burrito 

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.

Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!

Emergency Burrito by sjkonk November 12, 2010

Goat Burrito 

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

Goat Burrito by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

Rainbow Burrito 

n. It is magical, glittery love at first sight. It is rainbow, it is burrito. Hold on to your damn fucking taste buds, tell them to fucking chill, and grab your napkins. This is stuff dreams are made of .

"I'm sorry you're feeling down dude, how about a Rainbow Burrito?"

Rainbow Burrito by rocketsound November 29, 2013