brayden

brayden is one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he is sweet but can it get bad when it is necessary. he has a huge heart and an even bigger sense of humor he can make you laugh even on your darkest days, he is the light the shines on you whenever your down and makes sure you’re okay. do i even need to mention his looks? he is one of the hottest guys you’ll meet and loves compliments. brayden is an AMAZING friend and best friend, and an even better partner. if you ever date or meet a brayden don’t let them go become their friend and even better, become their boyfriend. he will make you the happiest person in the world and make sure that your safe and protected even if he doesn’t seem that way. they are also really athletic and love to make jokes even if they are really bad. never let a brayden go i promise you won’t regret it.

shelby: i met this guy last night, he was hilarious and he even plays sports.

maddie: was his name brayden?

shelby: yeah actually

maddie: good never let him go

shelby: bettttt

by anonymous December 18, 2021

brayden

craziest motherfucking rager in all of the land. always down to get sloshed on a friday. always down to get down and dirty with the boys in a hot tub. he will also fuck your bitch with no socks on on a tuesday night while puffing on a crack pipe. he also buys hooker big booty latinas on the daily. “i’ll only have a minimum of 20 at one time”

brayden can fuck your bitch

by real dick slayer March 21, 2022

Brayden

a tall man who tries to talk to sharon and get money

did brayden send that email to sharon yet?

nah hes gonna go a different route for that cash

oh ok ofc ofc

by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022

Brayden

a man who is very tall, wants a lot of money and will talk to sharon to get it

did brayden email sharon yet?

nah hes gonna talk to evan and get cash like that

oh ok ofc ofc

by IMADOXURMOM January 24, 2022

Brayden

A puby kid with a large cock. He will fuck everybody like Ahmet.

Brayden has a huge knife attached to his body right under his piss sack.

by Ali Omer February 8, 2022

Brayden Perry

A very beautiful male with an abnormaly large butt

Brayden Perry makes my butter pop

by YourFavoriteAfricanKid April 2, 2022

Brayden

A Brayden is a rare creature only found in parts of the Jungle and is often found with 19 toes- 8 one and 11 on the other. A Brayden smells like sardines often due to the fact that his ancestors comes from Sardines, Italy. If you encounter a Brayden make sure to call the national Brayden Protection Program, for they are an endangered species. Always approach Brayden with caution and never sneak behind him to jump scare him. For he will kick you in the throat until you can no longer smell.

Ahhhhh….. it’s a Brayden. I should throw sardines at his head and sprint to Canada.

by TheBraydenHunter April 5, 2022