Brain Clog

When someone asks you a simple question and for no reason at all you have to replay the question in your head, think about it for a second and then come up with the answer.

This can occur when you are either immersed in something else, or just so bored that your brain has decided to take a nap.

Often affects people on medication, alcohol or illegal drugs, but can happen to anyone.

"Dude, was it you that left the gerbil in the fridge?"

"Wha' . . . Ger'um'ah, yeah."

"What the hell have you been smoking? He's shaking like a head-knocker."

"Um . . . your stash. Sorry man got a little Brain Clog today."

by Wingy July 4, 2006

Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.

"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."

by hypomonk September 30, 2018

Monday Brain

Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.

My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.

by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010

art brain

Used to refer to someone that is unintelligent.
Derived from people who use creativity as an excuse for their lack of intelligence.

James couldn't hold in his frustration at how art brained his friend is.

"Ethan can't comprehend division, he's such an art brain."

by Axidation February 22, 2022

Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.

"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."

by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009

brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.

Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.

by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019

Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

by Lacey13 January 19, 2012