Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one

She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.

by Dummydum November 27, 2020

guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"

"Nah, I got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

slot blocking

A term used when someone tries to prevent their female friend from having intercourse.

1) Josh and Steve attempted slot blocking their friends at the Blarney Stone last night.

by TracynSteph August 17, 2011

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales

Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"

48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else

YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED

by 420 assassin December 15, 2011

Mickey Block

1.An figment of my imagination I made in the back of science class-

2.He dies at least 1.0000992299393932893.30920392 times by now and looks like a gay Mickey mouse

"Hey its Mickey Block"
"yeah but how is he alive still?"

by Hazel_162 December 7, 2021

4tech block

4tech block is when someone blocks you for no reason

Hey dude, i got 4tech blocked

by Manfred the Degenerate March 9, 2021

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023