Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
by Iron taste like blood September 03, 2021
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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.

~God 2/14/00~
Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY

Bling Johnny: y e s

Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII
by Iron taste like blood September 07, 2021
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Bump Bling

When two individuals who have had their privates decorated with tiny Swarovski crystals have sex.
"Oh baby, your Vajazzled vajayjay makes me horny. Let's bump bling!
by SusanBAMFuny February 26, 2010
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Kid Bling

"Wow, that Kid Bling guy sure is sexy"
by KidBling April 08, 2021
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Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.
Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!
by Ratskrad January 19, 2011
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Bling fling

A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.
Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.

I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."

Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"

Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"

Example 2.

"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
by Gregaroidson January 04, 2019
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Cyber bling

Bluetooth ear pieces , iPhones and such. These are early instances of what will become ever more present bling that has a function related to the Internet and adds status (or so it's thought) to those who wear it.
by Youngelpaso August 28, 2009
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