The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.

The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

bestiality

The act of kinky sexual intercourse between a human and an animal.

Bestiality is a form of sexual pleasure that is considered a moral taboo, and highly devious from the norm, but I enjoy it very much anyway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

Bestickered

The state in which a person, place or thing has had a sticker or stickers placed upon it.

The bananas at the market were bestickered with a note as to their adolescent wholesomeness.

by METEROfriend June 15, 2011

bestie contract

An unwritten agreement which can be called upon in situations involving your best friend

According to the bestie contract, you have to give me half that sandwich.

by Coastiewife May 21, 2016

bestiejin

A kpop fanpage with over 200+ followers. She’s not very active. But I really wanna steal her username 😪. She told me she stans BTS , Skz , Twice , Itzy , TXT , Enhypen , etc. Her ult bias is Jin ofc. And that’s pretty much it 😋🤞

Girl: Hey bestiejin who’s your ult?
bestijin: Oh! My ult is Jin!
Girl: Backoff he’s mine 🤬🤬🖕🖕
*Jin enters the chat*
Girl: OMG Saranghae oppa 🥰🥰❤️❤️
Jin: 썩 꺼져 :)

by mm ya January 26, 2021

bestie queen

your main best friend and someone who knows you better than anyone else. you know that you can trust them to keep a secret and this will be the person that wouldn't snitch on you if you did something illegal.

as you should bestie queen

by chrissy smith August 6, 2021

Bestie

A Bestie is a best friend but a million trillion times more better. Besties are never ever never EVER to be left or else that is not a true bestie SMH. True besties iausm each other bc they are besties and that’s what besties do. Bestie are so close they understand each other to the point they are like the same person 🤩. Besties are always there for each other even if someone keeps their phone on do not disturb 25/8. Bestie never ever EVER lie to each other and if they do they’re stupid poopy butt and they’re not a real awesome swag bestie like MY bestie. Besties are so close they have very good insides jokes that dumb stupid people who are hoes for uno wouldn’t understand. Besties are very loving and they do not want their bestie to cry bc a sad bestie is not a happy bestie and we NEEEED a happy bestie for a happy life. Besties are always there for each other and will even pull all-nighters for the bestie even if they are like dead the next day. Besties give the bessssst hugs to their other bestie bc they make a bestie happy. if your contact for ur bestie is not bestie with their name following then they need to get on it before u drop their bestie booty. Besties have psychic big booty brain bestie powers and they know what their bestie is thinking at all times. Besties live to make their bestie happy it is one of their top priorities to make their bestie the happiest bestie they can be :)

Me: Bestie that dog is so cute

Bestie: awwwwwww, to the dog

by ducky79 September 5, 2021