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Busted Barbie

Older woman that thinks she still looks like and acts like she did in High School.
- Crissy keeps posting party photos on F-Book!..Too bad she is a Busted Barbie!
Busted Barbie by bustedbarbie November 30, 2013

Restraining Order Barbie 

A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.
Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.

harajuku barbie

fly bitches who are about gettin money. term was made popular by nicki minaj. it is wat she calls herself and others who are into her music and her style.
"carter called lemme get tha car key. you don't want it wit tha harajuku barbie" -nicki minaj
harajuku barbie by BabieeTee August 17, 2009

COVID Barbie 

COVID Barbie is the perfectly correct nickname for president Donald Trump's last and worst Press Secretary, Kayleighahghuh McEnany. Which is saying something, given that he started his administration with a combative midget, then used a profane lunatic for two weeks, and then settled on a quasi-female trans-Sloth from The Goonies for a spell. A wholly unqualified simpleton bimbo, she represents the perfect blend of blonde lies and cheap makeup that has earned the reputation of a plastic, mildly evil doll.

See also: COVID Karen, Wicket Witch
TV watcher: "Hey, did you see that Kayleigh McEnany said that she wouldn't lie, but has done it constantly since then?"

Bored person trying to not die of COVID: "Yeah. I just wish that COVID Barbie would fall into a fire and melt already."
COVID Barbie by ToddUncommon November 18, 2020

4TH GEN BARBIE DOLL

The one and only Huening Bahiyyih of Kep1er.

Huening Bahiyyih of Kep1er has gained a lot of attention with her Barbie-like look! With her blonde hair, people are calling her the real-life barbie doll.
Huening Bahiyyih is the 4th gen barbie doll!
4TH GEN BARBIE DOLL by kpop1over January 7, 2022

deep fried barbie doll 

An overly tanned, superficial, heroine-addict-thin girl who uses the word "like" in place of actual thought. Much like the handle bar mustaches and aviator glasses of the 70s, the deep fried barbie doll look is just another "clone" fashion.

The term comes from the orangy skin tone caused by spray-on-tans, which gives them the appearance of a plastic doll that's been dropped into the frialator.
Woah, she's a hot chick!
Yeah, if you want just another deep fried barbie doll.