BAPE shit

to go "Ape Shit" over said clothing Brand, "BAPE"- and all things Japanese, Fluorescent Camouflage, Nigo, Ice Cream, Pharrell et al.

Dude, Jayson was going BAPE Shit over the new Fluorescent Camo BAPE Hoodie...

by ValerieK November 10, 2008

Surrey baptism

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.

Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.

by IcePic April 28, 2012

baps

n. breasts (orig. NW England)

Nice pair o' baps

by Shevek September 22, 2002

baptista

The person who is in charge or rolling the joint, blunt, or packing the bowl.

Guy1: I just got some more ganja ,who wants to be the baptista
Guy2: I'll do it man, I just picked up some new rolling papers

by Ninja_Star_23 May 21, 2017

bapoe

Someone who takes good care of people, probably has big testacles and undefeatable in battle because they are very strong.

Wow, Harry has saved me of the bad people so many times. What a Bapoe!!!

by OlavTheBapoe September 28, 2018

Baptemal

A living legend who’s made mistakes

U absolute fucking baptemal

by Conor, Oisin, Jack October 27, 2019

Bapski

The word is usually accompanied by the word, "no" in front of it.

The origin of the compound word is a combination of "bap" and "ski"
The rootword "bap comes from a typo of the word cap. The popular suffix, "ski" was attached randomly for no valid reason. Thus the word, "bapski"

Ruman: "Bro my ankle just detached from my body"

Ema: "No bapski? 🥶"

by Kurokaneki'scumslut July 1, 2021