Awful Tower

It's an Eiffel Tower but with a really fat, ugly, nasty girl.

My friend and I had an Eiffel Tower with a big ugly pig of a woman. It was awful. It was an Awful Tower.

by pitbullvassar November 18, 2023

Awed job

Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.

I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.

by You rReal Name May 16, 2023

Awful game

A game that you have a lot of fun with, but sucks in several ways

"I've had good memories on this Awful game"

by jetafavz June 12, 2022

Aw ya cow

Aw ya cow means you spoiled something by answering a question you weren't meant to answer

Aw ya cow why did you answer

by Ionaismean April 08, 2019

aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

eating it awful

to eat something so often it just doesnt taste good anymore

Dude 1: "Man i usually love spaghetti, but i unintentionally was eating it awful."
Dude 2: " Damn man, same thing happened to me with doritos, shit aint good anymore.

by SUCCO69 July 09, 2020

The Mr. Awful

Named for West Virginia rapper Mr. Awful, referring to the act of sex in a windbreaker.

“She got so wet that I pulled a Mr. Awful.”

“I hear she’s a squirter; you might go with the Mr. Awful.”

by Mawthman April 28, 2020