The Australian Boy

The Australian Boy is a person you’ll meet one day and act like a complete dumbass. But once you get to know him, you’ll find that he’s also stupid. He will try to go to hogwarts by shooting paper balls through a straw and pretending that their spells.

Friend: Who the hell is that?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: Why is he being a dumbass?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: He must be The Australian Boy
Me: That makes more sense.
Friend: Yee

by The French Male April 10, 2019

Australian Motorboat

To motorboat down under... what more do I have to say?

Last night I was with a girl, she wasn't expecting me to Australian Motorboat her.

by Australian Motorboat Society January 4, 2009

Western Australia

The best Australian state, with the best trained police in the whole country and the centre of operations for the Special Air Service Regiment (SASR).

That cool kid is from western australia!

by MikeDawg96 January 25, 2012

australian acent

an Acent that comes from australia WHICH DOESNT SOUND BRITISH TO THOSE DUMB PEOPLE!
its unique and australians feel proud to have it!

AUSTRALIAN ACENT MATE

by ashley993 January 14, 2009

Australia

We use cars, not kangaroos. We live in cities, not in the outback. Koalas are not bears, we do have proper jobs, and we do NOT speak that way!

G'day mate! Just rode here on Sheila from central Australia! Look at that beaut koala bear!

by Pegaussie! January 9, 2012

mission australia

A huge fucking 'Mission'.

Its fully a 'Mission Australia' back to my house from here. Like 10 Kms or something.

by Diego October 2, 2003

Australian

The race with the coolest accent ever

Australian people really like boomerangs.

by Mister Mistor July 6, 2011