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Assface

When a chick or dude ((typicality a liittle dude with hero worship) whose faves reak of my huge muscle ass, in particular my ripe, rank & stank bung, and/or have visual signs of my manhole having been aggressively dragged and mashed on their happy faces, often even a skid.
After my little bubba’s mother (my ex ) mandated the shorts and pants with zippers had to come off before future (play) Wrestling re-match’s after the the Buttons over my rather substantial bulge scraped my little me’s cute face. I also might have gotten over worked up and was overly aggressively humping and grinding his face HARD.

She’s smart. And little man didn’t seem too bent ouT of shape when my dirty Dickie’s dropped. Commando Dads are well loved. Lol. Although facing the other way, his face level to my massive fart cannon… drop. Wall of pungent papa pooper hit him, laying him out like a canary in a coal mine But he recovered and didn’t hesitate to be my arch enemy in the ring while Also braving the coalmine I.e. dad’s fun Dirty fart cannon and asteroid launcher.

Getting stank faced Like some of his fav WWE stars. Huge built fuckr.

My big dramatic pin - my now fully exposed mega butt - right down on his cute happy fart marked face. Firmly.

Damn son you smell like shit. You been assfaced!
by Bull Ass Sniffer December 26, 2022
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assbucks

Made in 2022, a currency that is almost worthless. It's money you take and shove up your ass or sit on it.
Man, I'll give you my water bottle for 10 million assbucks!
by NotPerson 69420 May 2, 2023
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Wooly Assbumper

A sheep shanker. One who engages in sexual acts with sheep.
"I seen Colin Leaving the barn again last night. That wooly assbumper."
by BigChedda July 11, 2014
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Perennial assault

A swift, devastating blow to the small area which bridges the balls and the anus
In retaliation for Toby's dishonesty, I served him a perennial assault that nearly removed his prostate
by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017
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cranial assault

when someone farts and the effects of it are hyperbolized and are said to be so bad they could cause brain damage.
Wow, that fart was so bad it was a cranial assault.
by tnakor September 1, 2017
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Duvet Assault Course

Before marrying her husband, Lindsay was clearly in some sort of Duvet Assault Course.
by TheGX December 3, 2018
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Urban Assault

“Aye bro where’d you get that shirt”
Urban assault
by drew74_i_ August 26, 2021
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