When a chick or dude ((typicality a liittle dude with hero worship) whose faves reak of my huge muscle ass, in particular my ripe, rank & stank bung, and/or have visual signs of my manhole having been aggressively dragged and mashed on their happy faces, often even a skid.
After my little bubba’s mother (my ex ) mandated the shorts and pants with zippers had to come off before future (play) Wrestling re-match’s after the the Buttons over my rather substantial bulge scraped my little me’s cute face. I also might have gotten over worked up and was overly aggressively humping and grinding his face HARD.
She’s smart. And little man didn’t seem too bent ouT of shape when my dirty Dickie’s dropped. Commando Dads are well loved. Lol. Although facing the other way, his face level to my massive fart cannon… drop. Wall of pungent papa pooper hit him, laying him out like a canary in a coal mine But he recovered and didn’t hesitate to be my arch enemy in the ring while Also braving the coalmine I.e. dad’s fun Dirty fart cannon and asteroid launcher.
Getting stank faced Like some of his fav WWE stars. Huge built fuckr.
My big dramatic pin - my now fully exposed mega butt - right down on his cute happy fart marked face. Firmly.
Damn son you smell like shit. You been assfaced!
She’s smart. And little man didn’t seem too bent ouT of shape when my dirty Dickie’s dropped. Commando Dads are well loved. Lol. Although facing the other way, his face level to my massive fart cannon… drop. Wall of pungent papa pooper hit him, laying him out like a canary in a coal mine But he recovered and didn’t hesitate to be my arch enemy in the ring while Also braving the coalmine I.e. dad’s fun Dirty fart cannon and asteroid launcher.
Getting stank faced Like some of his fav WWE stars. Huge built fuckr.
My big dramatic pin - my now fully exposed mega butt - right down on his cute happy fart marked face. Firmly.
Damn son you smell like shit. You been assfaced!
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