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1. The only place has no exam in the whole university.
2. A place you pay money for learning to think on your own.
3. A place where you will never learn how to draw comics.
4. Another kindergarten for late-teenagers/adult/grown-ups.
5. A place where you have to learn everything on your own.
6. A place makes you spend at least $100,000NZD and 4 years and find no job after you graduate.
7. A place where a retarded person can be treated as an emerging artist.
8. A place teaches you to appreciate EVERYTHING, including bad art.
2. A place you pay money for learning to think on your own.
3. A place where you will never learn how to draw comics.
4. Another kindergarten for late-teenagers/adult/grown-ups.
5. A place where you have to learn everything on your own.
6. A place makes you spend at least $100,000NZD and 4 years and find no job after you graduate.
7. A place where a retarded person can be treated as an emerging artist.
8. A place teaches you to appreciate EVERYTHING, including bad art.
1. Mom: "So how's your exam?" Son: "Oh, we don't have any exam."
2. Art student: "So what do you think of my artwork?" Art lecturer: "...what do you think?"
3. Art lecturer: "...you don't come here to learn how to draw or how to paint..." Art student: "Isn't that just so disgusting?" Art lecturer: "Well, that's just art school."
4. Visitors to art school: "Gosh, what a kindergarten!"
5. Art lecturer: "Ok, this is the brief for this semester...you can go to the library to do some artist research...or if you have any qustions I will be either in my office or having a cigarrette outside..."
6. Mum: "So what are you going to do after you graduate?" Art student: "dunno."
7. Emerging art student: "Art is rubbish!"
8. Art lecturer: "So anyone has comment for her?" All the art students: "nice/ great/ gorgeous/ fantastic/ wonderful..."
2. Art student: "So what do you think of my artwork?" Art lecturer: "...what do you think?"
3. Art lecturer: "...you don't come here to learn how to draw or how to paint..." Art student: "Isn't that just so disgusting?" Art lecturer: "Well, that's just art school."
4. Visitors to art school: "Gosh, what a kindergarten!"
5. Art lecturer: "Ok, this is the brief for this semester...you can go to the library to do some artist research...or if you have any qustions I will be either in my office or having a cigarrette outside..."
6. Mum: "So what are you going to do after you graduate?" Art student: "dunno."
7. Emerging art student: "Art is rubbish!"
8. Art lecturer: "So anyone has comment for her?" All the art students: "nice/ great/ gorgeous/ fantastic/ wonderful..."
art school by Muffinsnail September 15, 2006
art faggot
1 Someone who has no art training. 2 Believes in the raw expression of the human soul through drawing random things on a piece of paper.
3 A person who listens to Radiohead and Sonic Youth mostly.
3 A person who listens to Radiohead and Sonic Youth mostly.
Art Faggot: (looks at a piece of paper with Jesus hugging a clown eating a sandwich with mayonnaise on the crust) I call it Iraq...
art faggot by Templeton June 21, 2004
art skank
i hooked up with this art skank at a party, and she kept talking about frida khalo or something while my cock wasn't in her mouth
art skank by englishschoolmarm March 23, 2008
art tech high school
a school of stoners, posers, degenerates, and one republican. Art Tech highly believes in accepting other peoples beliefs, except for non-pot smokers whom are damned to burn and fester in the fiery pits of hell (and we also dont like anti-videogame cunts like Hilary Clinton).
art tech high school by Brendon Trueb November 11, 2008
art'd
an expresion used when an artistic pupil at school's doodle on their sschool books is better than someone art homework/classwork that they spend ages on.
art'd by btefgcb wrng nbstrndbdffrnbrt March 8, 2009