a male retarded middle ages semi bald retard who has intimate relations with a horse...
a delinquint ugly man whose mistress must be of russian descent and could have grown a 3rd foot during the nuchlear war.
a semi green looking duck whose life revolves around stale bread
a delinquint ugly man whose mistress must be of russian descent and could have grown a 3rd foot during the nuchlear war.
a semi green looking duck whose life revolves around stale bread
by sweedish babe 12 February 28, 2009
Get the alexander peacockmug. Lube your dick with fish oil. Finger the girl in the asshole so she gets real horny. Now, place your dick in her mouth while still fingering her in the ass. Before you cum, you kick her in the vagina and say, "Go choke on a sausage!" The funny thing is, she is choking on a sausage, yours!
by Jakob124124 May 4, 2008
Get the alexander fishstickmug. A North American eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus) characterized by a brownish-black body and a white head and tail in the adult. Also called American eagle.
by Nizar December 11, 2008
Get the Alexander Fulchermug. a massive cunt that just wants his dick wet even if it means he's gonna get herpes. Emotionally abusive and toxic. Will apologize for one minute then blame everything on you. Cheats continuously, should never be trusted. Looks like a mf goblin hacks into ppls instas and posts pornographic images. overall a fucking cunt that will fuck a hamster if it means he's gonna get to use his dick. ( he's also a raging alcoholic, has a 30% average, and is super manipulative and will only use you for your body and gifts! )
me: alexander ( alex ) is a fuckin prick that needs to get his shit together
alex: i love you please come back
me: you've cheated now like 5 times
alex: i promise ive changed, I only cheated on you with her bc since I moved I havent had any physical connection
( then proceeds to hack my instagram account leading it to be deleted )
alex: i love you please come back
me: you've cheated now like 5 times
alex: i promise ive changed, I only cheated on you with her bc since I moved I havent had any physical connection
( then proceeds to hack my instagram account leading it to be deleted )
by urtherealcrazyexhere December 15, 2018
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