afirmative action

Another reason to buy products from overseas. Race, color, sex, etc. to be considered over qualification forcefully applied by government.

The useless people who answer phones for government agencies, that although it is there first language, seem to have no grasp of english; spoken or written.

by cervid March 18, 2004

Random Action

Sexual activities that involve a person you don't know and probably won't see again.

"I'm going to the bar tonight to find me some random action."

"I had some fabulous random action last night."

by Chick September 2, 2004

the play action pass

When you are having sex with a female and you spit on her back to make her think you just cummed. She will then turn around. You splooge in your hand and throw it in her face.

Sally got extremely pissed last night when I completed the third Play Action Pass of the evening.

by Josh Lea March 11, 2005

Actionanigans

An epic blend of action-based fun, and cheeky shenaigans.

"Are you ready for some wild and wacky actionanigans!?

by Briano4 January 3, 2008

Action Dan

A myspace phenomenon. Commonly found crusing around LA in some pimped out rides with his closest homies. An Action Dan is a rare but rewarding find. Known for their sense of humour and dashing good looks, Action Dan's are never short of mates. However, when they find one they like they are with them for a very long time. Action Dan's are never seen out without DEAD straight hair.

He's fit, hardly an action dan is he though.

by BECKI_[BBZ] [lolz] January 29, 2008

Action Hero Pain Syndrome

The tendency of many macho guys to brush off pain from serious injuries in day-to-day life, while behaving like complete blubbering weenies when receiving routine medical care. This allows them to appear to have a (manly) high pain threshold, and yet still get copious sympathy from loved ones at the hospital.

Jenna's husband didn't flinch when he sliced his hand open while renovating their kitchen. But he sobbed inconsolably when they put in an IV at the ER. Jenna coddled him and yelled at the nurse, but it was a clear case of Action Hero Pain Syndrome.

by Sir Elroy June 4, 2011

Action Slacks

Pants made of a thin enough material to allow significant feeling or penetration during a lapdance.

Source: Bill Burr's Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast

I managed to push the head inside the stripper thanks to my nice thin action slacks, but now I got herpes.

by The Bunny Suit Killer December 25, 2016